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Randy Arozarena launched a bomb in the first inning against the Yankees tonight. Rounding the bases, he stopped at third and did this. Next two plate appearances? He got plunked. pic.twitter.com/gPBRupAJxJ
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) May 6, 2023
It's simply amazing how things play out sometimes…
• Yesterday's game is postponed due to poor weather.
• Drew Maggi gets optioned, but was named the 27th man for the double-header v the Nationals, and stays with the team.
• The Pirates surge ahead 12-0 so Maggi gets a… pic.twitter.com/uNxHkYbkX4
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) April 30, 2023
Justin Verlander, to Phillies fans upon arrival today. Twice. ???????? pic.twitter.com/tyBpxCz1ov
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) October 31, 2022
Aug 29, 2001
Serena Williams wins at US Open, Albert Pujols hits a HR and Vlad Guerrero Sr, Craig Biggio & Dante Bichette all record a hit.
Aug 29, 2022
Serena Williams wins at US Open, Albert Pujols hits a HR and Vlad Guerrero Jr, Cavan Biggio & Bo Bichette all record a hit.
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) August 30, 2022
Max Scherzer will earn $13 million more than the entire Orioles payroll in 2022.
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) March 26, 2022
2022 Payroll
Orioles, $30.3M
Dodgers, $274.2M— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) March 20, 2022
Why the fuck aren't MLB and MLBPA reps meeting all day, every day, until a deal is made? It's the lack of effort that infuriates fans…
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) March 3, 2022
The Baseball HoF currently has about as much credibility as Rob Manfred, Angel Hernandez and the Astros’ 2017 season.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) January 26, 2022
Here is the footage of Manny Machado, Fernando Tatis Jr. and Wil Myers helping fans when in fear (of the shooting at Nationals Park). pic.twitter.com/9ApuHIs4Oy
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) July 18, 2021
How to fix baseball:
Universal DH
$200M salary cap
$75M salary floor
No more rule changes/gimmicks
Fix HoF selection system
Fix All-Star selection system
Strip Astros of 2017 title
Remove "unwritten rules"
Lower prices, fill stadiums
Increase MiLB salaries
Umpire accountability— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) June 18, 2021
Albert Pujols has reached out to the Cardinals, saying he would take a limited playing role with a mentorship value add, in order to finish his career in a Cardinals uniform.
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) May 14, 2021
When MLB returns I'm going to do the 9/9/9 challenge on opening day – 9 beers and 9 hotdogs, in 9 innings. There'll be video.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) May 12, 2020
How to effectively deal with the #Astros:
• Take back the 2017 WS title
• Suspend all players involved 50 games
• Strip their individual awards from 2017
• Loss of draft picks for two years
• Ineligible for 2020 postseasonIt's not that fucking hard. Set a damn example.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) February 19, 2020
But I thought he was shy and didn't like taking his shirt off in public… https://t.co/nmHw3NkwiT
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) February 12, 2020
I called Bryce Harper’s phone…
… But there was NO RING.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) October 31, 2019
Meanwhile, this bird has just realised golf balls bounce on concrete… and is now having the time of its life. pic.twitter.com/Gx5AFr9TFK
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) August 28, 2019
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