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How to fix baseball:
Universal DH
$200M salary cap
$75M salary floor
No more rule changes/gimmicks
Fix HoF selection system
Fix All-Star selection system
Strip Astros of 2017 title
Remove "unwritten rules"
Lower prices, fill stadiums
Increase MiLB salaries
Umpire accountability— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) June 18, 2021
How to effectively deal with the #Astros:
• Take back the 2017 WS title
• Suspend all players involved 50 games
• Strip their individual awards from 2017
• Loss of draft picks for two years
• Ineligible for 2020 postseasonIt's not that fucking hard. Set a damn example.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) February 19, 2020
I called Bryce Harper’s phone…
… But there was NO RING.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) October 31, 2019
When MLB returns I'm going to do the 9/9/9 challenge on opening day – 9 beers and 9 hotdogs, in 9 innings. There'll be video.
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) May 12, 2020
Albert Pujols has reached out to the Cardinals, saying he would take a limited playing role with a mentorship value add, in order to finish his career in a Cardinals uniform.
— Dan Clark (@DanClarkSports) May 14, 2021
But I thought he was shy and didn't like taking his shirt off in public… https://t.co/nmHw3NkwiT
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) February 12, 2020
Meanwhile, this bird has just realised golf balls bounce on concrete… and is now having the time of its life. pic.twitter.com/Gx5AFr9TFK
— Dan (@DanClarkSports) August 28, 2019